Mayor of Byron City Sir Ryan has been forcibly removed from office by the State following proof of gross misconduct, including corruption, blackmail, extortion, intimidation, and misuse of power. He will more than likely face jail time.
State officials have taken over administration of city government because of the “Byron City Mayoral mess,” a series of screw ups in which the city council appointed Sir Ryan, and allowed him to run the government into the ground while plunging the entire city into virtual anarchy.
A special election will be held, overseen by the state, within the next few months.
For those unfamiliar with Mayor Sir Ryan, here is a timeline of his “reign of terror” as Byron City Mayor (and yes, that is his legal name, ‘Sir’ is his first name and ‘Ryan’ is his last; he had it legally changed when he turned 18 from the less “royal” name of Ryan Michonzski).
Mayor Sir Ryan Timeline
May 1, 2012
Mayor Chuck accused of bribery and corruption
Mayor Chuck denies allegations, resigns, gives press the middle finger
Aug 3, 2012
Sir Ryan Appointed Mayor by City Council
Sept 11, 2012
Sir Ryan unveils new “laws,” including:
- Mandatory Medieval Fridays
- Forces all restaurants to serve giant turkey legs
- Commissions the building of a new LARP Arena
- Exiles former Mayor Chuck
- Forces a woman to be his girlfriend
- Forces the High School Cheerleading team to call themselves “The Harpy Squad”
- Outlawes the rival club, The Celtic Club
Sept 14, 2012
Celtic Club starts resistance movement to “Sir Ryan’s Reign of Terror”
Sept 25, 2012
Sir Ryan Accused of Muzzling the Press
Oct 29, 2012
Sir Ryan Enforces more unpopular changes, including:
- Replaces streetlights with torchlight
- Lowers speed limit to 10mph, the “max acceptable speed of a beast of burden.”
- Shuts down bus service, replacing it with handcarts pulled by “serfs”
- Turns fire department into convent of Gregorian monks
Oct 30, 2012
Celtic Club Resistance movement gains serious momentum
Dec 22, 2012
Celtic Club holds a festival/protest on the grounds of City Hall. Mayor Sir Ryan dispatches his own private force of medieval club warriors to disperse the group, and a giant LARP battle commences. Mayor Sir Ryan is defeated and goes into hiding.
Jan 15, 2013
Police determine that Mayor Sir Ryan was being held hostage by Byron City citizen, survivalist and conspiracy theorist Bill Grue, most likely in one of his many emergency bunkers. Which one, the police were unable to determine.
Feb 11, 2013
After nearly two months missing, Sir Ryan turns up, duct taped to the wall of city hall with a box full of pictures, videos, and documents proving the occurrence of fraud, bribery, blackmail, misuse of power, intimidation, and illegal use of resources. (mission mayor found)
It has been announced that a special election will be held within the month to elect a new LEGITIMATE mayor. Whole process to be overseen by the state, since Byron City has been deemed “inept.”