I’m about to go to the Byron City Republican Primary Caucus tonight, and I’m undecided on who I should vote for.
I voted for Barak Obama last time, but I’m not this time because I don’t like him as much. I don’t like the dog they picked and the economy isn’t better and that latino family that lives down the street hasn’t been deported yet.
I haven’t had time to do much research, but from what I’ve gathered watching the big news networks like CNN, Fox News, ABC News, this is what I’ve learned:
There’s that one good-looking mormon guy who’s the front runner, but is not Christian enough, not warm enough, hates dogs, and is too rich.
Then there’s that other guy with a big head who wanted the open marriage and wants to build a moon base.
And there’s the one that wears the sweater vest. I don’t know anything else about him.
And then there’s that guy that everyone here in the retirement home hates but my grandson loves, and who is dangerous and crazy.
That’s the gist of what I’ve learned about the candidates based on what the news tells me. So I don’t know who to choose!!! Someone help me! Is that black man still running?
Maybe I’ll just vote for Sarah Palin.
P.S. I just looked the sweater vest man up on the internet, and was so shocked! What an unfortunate last name!