Event: Byron City Republican Caucus / Lovers Ball

From the office of the Mayor:

The City Events calendar has been updated.

Due to an oversight and double-booking, we will be having our town’s Republican Caucus at the same time and venue as our Annual Valentine’s Day Lover’s Ball. Even though the two big events must share a space, this will not deter the romance/patriotism of the evening, as all loved-ones/constituents will enjoy this special night full of enchantment/arguing.

Come dressed to impress/intimidate your sweetheart/opponent. The city will provide plenty of refreshments and a full bar / donations station. The evening will be sure to rekindle the flames of passion/ national pride as you slow dance/chant campaign slogans entwined in the arms of your valentine/allies. You’ll no doubt leave with an image of your lover/Mitt Romney forever emblazoned in your heart.

Registration is $50 per couple, $30 for single tickets, unless you’re coming for the caucus; we can’t legally charge for that.

*Please Note: There will be both kissing booths and voting booths present. Please do not confuse the two.


6 thoughts on “Event: Byron City Republican Caucus / Lovers Ball

  1. Well, my boyfriend just broke up with me (he made me promise not to blog about it, but SCREW HIM), and if someone doesn’t ask me to go to this, I’m going to light myself on fire, too!!!! I’m serious! I have matches and lots of hairspray, so don’t think I’m joking!

  2. Good idea! I’ll join you! The government is out of control and men are pigs! We should all make a statement! Self-Immolation for change!!!

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