I have noticed that some people, not me, are talking about this Kim Kardashian.
Is that how you spell it? Anyway, I’ve heard that she has divorced her husband after only two and a half months of marriage. As head of the Byron PTA, a treasurer for Byron’s Women of Today, and as a Christian, I feel a need to speak up about this.
Now, I don’t watch much TV because I think most programs are trash, but I have been noticing a lack of good examples in the media and so I thought I’d start my own list of fun and exciting people that our children can look up to.
1. Ronald Reagan
Ronald is one cool cat. He wasn’t just some old fuddy-duddy president. He was an actor. And he was a Presbyterian. What a cool dude!
2. Stephenie Meyer
Miss Meyer wrote a series of books called the Twilight Saga. You’ll notice that there is no swearing, crude innuendos, and the two main characters refrain from intimacy until they’re married. Plus, they’re so fun to read!!! I finished all four books in two days. Parents, you can feel safe letting your ten year old daughters read what this awesome lady writes. And who knows? Your boys might even like it too! I know mine do.
3. Lindsay Lohan
You remember the cute little girl from The Parent Trap? My kids tell me she’s even more famous now! How wonderful for your children to see that good kids can star in good movies and grow up to be famous actors! I vote we all try to be more like Ms. Lohan and stand for good in the media.
OMG, I LOVE Lindsay Lohan! What happened to the twin she filmed the parent trap with? Did she die? Oh, that’d make me so sad if she died! 😦
I can’t wait for Breaking Dawn to come out!!! I’ve already got midnight tickets with Evers!
Ronald Reagan. Greatest President in history. In 1985 I sent him a letter challenging him to an arm wrestling contest. He never responded, as if to say he could beat me with only the crinkle of his brow. Well done, Gipper.
I think we should be nice to Kim Kardashian! And Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan, and Casey Anthony, and all of those girls. If the gossip mags I keep in my office waiting room have taught me anything, it’s that they’re just normal people. In fact, I met Britney Spears backstage at one of her concerts when I just happened to be in L.A. on business and she was delightful.
Best President was Franklin D. Roosevelt. Worst President, Barak Hussain Obama. He’s like a negro John F. Kennedy, and I didn’t care for him either.
Kim Kardashian hit on me once. True story.