It’s really getting to me. I’m so upset about it. It occupies my thoughts all day. Please, please don’t do this! And, of course, what I’m referring to is the fact that Costco has discontinued carrying the type of tube socks I like. Not the Occupy Byron City protest. That’s how little I care about your dumb little Wall Street wanna-be demonstration. I care more about tube socks than the fact that you’re picketing over who knows what because your lives are too boring and stupid to do anything useful.
Get a life.
– Mayor Chuck